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loomdart @loomdart

crypto · 325K followers · X profile

Loomdart is a pseudonymous crypto trader and one of the longest-standing personalities on crypto Twitter, active since the early market cycles and associated with eGirl Capital, the irreverent pseudonymous trading and investment collective. Known for a stream-of-consciousness posting style that mixes genuine market wisdom with absurdist humor and lowercase shitposting, the account earned credibility through years of navigating cycles and calling out unsustainable structures before they unwound. Loomdart represents an older CT tradition where reputation is earned pseudonymously through track record and timeline presence rather than credentials, and the audience is dense with veteran traders who speak the same dialect.

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