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Matt Levine @matt_levine

crypto · 319K followers · X profile

Matt Levine is a Bloomberg Opinion columnist and author of Money Stuff, arguably the most influential daily newsletter in finance. A former Goldman Sachs banker and M&A lawyer, he writes with unmatched wit about market structure, securities law, corporate governance and financial absurdity — and crypto has furnished him with years of his richest material, from exchange collapses to token legal theory. His recurring frameworks, like the observation that crypto keeps speedrunning the history of traditional finance, have shaped how professionals talk about the industry. He is not a crypto advocate or critic so much as its most entertaining explainer of record.

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